If there's one unassailable truth in all of human history, it's that whiskey is a magnificent bastard capable of inspiring many a splendid cause and reason. 

Now, whether or not you agree with how true this holds, well, that's irrelevant. Like we said, it's an unassailable truth. It's fact. It's science. It's not up for discussion.

Unlimited whiskey tastings with more than 40 different whiskies and whiskey-based cocktails to choose from, and more than 20 different fall-inspired bites from some of New York City's dopest eateries. 

On the other hand, what is up for discussion is how you choose to harness the power of whiskey. 

Do you, like so many before you, cradle the syrupy goodness of Canadian blends in your own dark corner, or do you share the wealth of sour mash around a good fire? The latter suggests a good time. The former, well, you should phone a friend. 

Or, even better, you can phone a few friends and book it to the Brooklyn Expo Center on November 19th for Whiskey Feast. 

Yes. Say that again. Slowly. With feeling. And then realize for a moment, if you will, that you and three of your friends can enjoy this madness for free.

WHISKEY. FEAST?!

From the creators that brought you the unforgettable experience at Citi Field with the Bacon & Bourbon Classic, they're throwing down the ultimate all-you-can-savor culinary experience. 

Unlimited whiskey tastings with more than 40 different whiskies and whiskey-based cocktails to choose from, and more than 20 different fall-inspired bites from some of New York City's dopest eateries. 

And now, you don't need fun to have a drink, but there will be that too. Live DJ's, a brass band, flash tats, corn hole, and GIANT JENGA. 

Like, something stupidly delicious that you can get 25% off your tickets if you use the code "SPOILED."

Sounds amazing, right? Yeah. You're right. But you don't have to go it alone or even spend a dollar. Just enter our Whiskey Feast giveaway right here.

What do you get?

You get 4 VIP evening tickets for Saturday, November 19th from 6:00 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., and you get one-hour early admission. 

You get unlimited whiskey tastes and cocktails. You get access to a private VIP lounge with specialty cocktails and a DIY cocktail bar. 

You get a souvenir glass! And, as if it couldn't get any better, you get specialty dishes provided by Jest Green.

Sound amazing? Shut up. That was rhetorical. Of course it sounds amazing. All you have to do? Enter the giveaway. 

Then again, if you're not a wait & see whiskey enthusiast (whatever that means), you can buy your tickets right here! Use the code "SPOILED" and you get 25% off. 

Sure, it's no $Free.99 like if you win the giveaway, but it's better than nothing. 

Enter Our Whiskey Feast Giveaway Right Here & May the Odds Be Ever in Your Flavor. 

[Feature Image Courtesy Whiskey Feast NYC]