Tired of Breaking the Bank? Get the Most Bang for Your Buck With Our MDW Booze Cruise in NYC

Got plans this Memorial Day Weekend? 

How about this two-hour booze cruise-- on Circle Line's newest and dopest vessel, the Bronx-- with us, our BFF's at FoodKick, and 600 of your closest friends, who will all be drinking and eating in unison on the only non-rainy night of this glorious holiday weekend? 

How about this two-hour booze cruise-- on Circle Line's newest and dopest vessel, the Bronx-- with us, our BFF's at FoodKick, and 600 of your closest friends, who will all be drinking and eating in unison on the only non-rainy night of this glorious holiday weekend? 

SOUND TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?! Tell your earballs they're dumb. It's actually true. 

And yeah, maybe it'll be TOO good of a good time—for which we will gladly eat some crow* (not provided by FoodKick because they only deliver fresh, edible, delicious food). 

This Saturday, we're kicking off Summer '17 with an open bar, as-much-as-you-can-handle bites and hors d'oeuvers from FoodKick, and classically beautiful views of Manhattan on-river (not to be confused with riverfront, waterfront, or any other weird preposition that talks about being able to look at the water). 

Tickets start at only $60. That's cheap. Cheap AF-- especially for a holiday weekend. In NYC.  

Considering everything else going on this weekend that's going to cost you way more than $60/person, we're pretty sure we've got the hookup for the best time you'll have all weekend-- and you definitely won't be left broke when it's all said and done. 

Plus, you'll get plenty of time still left to rest up for next week—seriously though, WTF is up with four-day work weeks being so effin' miserable? 

And shelling out even more money on food and drinks when you paid just to get on a boat? How about just getting errything included from the second you get on board?! Yup, that's where we come in. 

How about three floors of an open bar—bars that you can actually get to fairly easily. And for two hours, an unlimited amount of vodka, Budweiser, Bud Light, Stella, Beck's, Blue Moon, Corona Beer, red & white wine, and food.

YES. FOOD. From our BFF's at FoodKick. 

We're talking shrimp cocktail shooters, Doughnut Plant's mini doughnuts, fruit skewers, Italian antipasto, crudite cups, and tortilla cocktail–tortilla chips and salsa in a mini martini glass, which will be both adorable and delicious at the same damn time.

And that's not even accounting for our go-to DJs Rodney Hazard and Nick Zallo who ALWAYS spin a good time (#ConsistencyYall). P.S., if you want to check out four dope recap videos from last summer's booze cruises, check them all out here.

What are you waiting for? You've got maybe one day of good weather this Memorial Day Weekend, and it so happens to fall on the same day as our can't-miss booze cruise. Summer starts when we say it does. And yes, your restful weekend can still happen after our party. 

So, come out. We're officially running out of tickets. Save the cheerleader, save the world. Party with us this Saturday at Pier 83. Boarding starts at 6 p.m., we set sail at 7, and then the rest of the night is up to you.  

Don't Miss Out. Get Your Open Bar Booze Cruise Tickets Right Friggin' Here!

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