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Shefali M. Patel is an enigma– raised from Southern charm, only to become a savvy New Yorker with an incredible wit. With a professional career in Fashion Merchandising and Design, she is a prude regarding all things polished, poised, and proper.
Her love of rich history, chivalry, and memes is endless and she is trying to emulate the modern day Jackie O– never settling for anything less than the best— also known as JFK.
Follow her on Instagram at @shefalimpatel
