We know what you're thinking. 

We've told you time and time again about how NOT to celebrate the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year-- without ever actually attending it. 

There was that time we let you in on how to celebrate Thanksgiving along the parade route with a few awesome bars and restaurants. 

And just yesterday we let you in on a little secret about how to see the balloons the night before the big parade, when they are inflated alongside Manhattan's Upper West Side. 

So yes, we'll admit it. There are tons and tons of people who actually love the Thanksgiving Day Parade-- and we absolutely hear you on that; appreciate its history and beauty, for sure. 

So... for all of those folks, there's this. A handy map that details out the route for Thursday's Thanksgiving Day Parade route. Enjoy it. Cherish it. Bookmark it. 

We'll be sure to wave from the comfort of our very own couch, probably a bit hungover and all. Cheers! 

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Check out 7 Absolutely Epic Ways to Celebrate Thanksgiving This Month in NYC. 

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