So you're getting married, huh? 

You've got one night left of unadulterated freedom before you commit yourself to eternal matrimony, in sickness or in health, until death do you part.

Sounds like someone needs a drink!

You've got a party crazed bridal shower, right? If you don't, we don't know what to tell you. You're obviously doing something wrong. We're just going to assume you've got a party crazed bridal shower.

What should you and this bridal party do to celebrate your one last night of freedom? Should you go to a male strip club? Go to a show where a gay man will give you sex tips? What about getting drunk and drawing a naked man?

Yeah, they all sound great to us, too. Read on to find out about 7 excellent bachelorette party ideas for New York City.

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1. Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man (8th Avenue and 47th Street)

Is there a better way to start out a marriage than by getting very, very good at sex beforehand?

Yeah, we didn't think so either.

This hilarious, off-broadway three-character comedy welcomes audiences into the world of foolproof moves and insider advice that only someone who both owns and operates certain equipment could know.

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The play is set in a university auditorium in which the English Department is holding it's monthly "Meet the Authors" event. Robyn is a shy and studious moderator and Dan Anderson is featured as the author of Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man.

There's also a third character: Stefan, the hunky stage assistant. Oh, also we forgot to mention; it's interactive. Sound good? We thought so. This show is every Saturday at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. at The 777 Theater. Grab your tickets here.

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2. Hunk-O-Mania (514 West 42nd Street)

Why should strip clubs be just for men?

Many may say this suggestion is reverse sexism, but to that we respond with all of the arguments about how people should be allowed to make many in any way they like. So there.

Hunk-O-Mania is a high end male revue and strip club of male strippers. It's the number one male exotic dancing show in NYC. They've also got an "audience participation" show that will certainly make for a memorable evening.

They stage performances every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. You'll enjoy a range of entertainment during the two hour performance. There will be dancing, acrobatics, comedy, and some romance.

Check their schedule here, and get your tickets here.

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3. Japas 38 (9 East 38th Street)

There are plenty of excellent karaoke bars in NYC, but we're shouting out Japas 38 specifically because, well, we think it'd be the best for a bachelorette party.

Can you think of a better way to celebrate eternal matrimony for your dear friend than with unlimited sake, wine, and beer?

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The only thing we could think of that would improve the situation are huge platters of sushi and lots of drunk friends screaming lots of songs. Guess what? Japas 38's got the sushi, and you supply the drunk screaming friends.

They've got over 107,000 thousand songs. So they're really bound to have that one perfect song you're looking for.

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4. Aire Ancient Baths (88 Franklin Street)

There are several ideas for a bachelorette party in NYC that are fairly obvious. For instance, going to a spa, while lavish, idyllic, and totally worthwhile is fairly obvious.

Does that mean you shouldn't do it? 

We certainly don't think so.

Aire Ancient Baths is absolutely the most lavish, relaxing, euphoric spa in NYC. It's decorated with brick, timber, and filled to the brim with vibes of relaxation.

It's completely lit in candlelight, permeated with dreamy Spanish music, and six different pools that sparkle in the candlelight, including one especially amazing jet steam pool.

They've also got a thermal bath aromatherapy and a half hour massage that costs $126 on a weekday and $138 on a weekend. 

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5. Barhop with A&S Black Tie Limousines (2569 McDonald Avenue - Brooklyn)

Of course you'll grab your bridal party and hit the clubs. If you're not club kind of people, then of course you'll grab your bridal party and hit the bars.

Who needs to be rolling around in boring Ubers, yawn-worthy cabs, and ho-hum subways at their bachelorette party?

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Well, the answer is no one, and our solution is to hire a limousine to drive you around for the night. This is your last night of freedom, and you're worth it.

A&S Limousines are the move, since they come fully stocked with a complimentary bar. This includes vodka, scotch, soft drinks or bottled water. Get a free quote here.

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6. Shake Rattle & Roll (22 Warren Street)

Shake Rattle & Roll is a one-of-a-kind, all-request interactive party. It's a high energy rock-and-roll performance. Every customer gets a seat at a table, and every customer gets a say in the songs they play.

This live music performance is the perfect scene for your bachelorette party for a number of reasons, including but not limited the fact that they can play Billy Joel to Bon Jovi to Britney Spears, and it even states on their website that no tune is off-limits. 

It's also amazing because screaming and singing your favorite songs while you black out is the best way to spend a bachelorette party any day.

It's equal parts comedy, cabaret, and concert. Do you love laughing, getting drunk, and dancing with your friends? Then get to Shake Rattle & Roll for your bachelorette party.

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7. The Artful Bachelorette (various NYC locations)

Have you ever wanted to sketch a hot, naked guy while sipping champagne with all your best friends?

If you answered yes to the above question, then you should probably have your bachelorette party at The Artful Bachelorette. 

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How does drinks, drawing, and a sexy, nude model sound? You'll get to learn about drawing and spend a lot of time laughing during this two-hour party.

You'll also get plenty of champagne, which everyone knows we all need to release our inner artist. Check out their party packages here.

Check out 6 Sexiest Spots to Meet Sophisticated Bachelors in NYC. 

[Feature Image Courtesy The Artful Bachelorette]