Since it's well known that New York City whips up the best pizza this side of the planet, we weren't all too shocked that our notoriously abundant rodents would want to get their hands on some slices too.

Er, we didn't mean hands. We meant ... paws? No, actually we meant hands. 

Rats have freakishly human looking hands.

Eyes bigger than his stomach? Yeah. A little bit. 

He's probably just on his way home from a long day at the office, just grabbing a slice to-go, takin' it home to four mutant turtles hangin' in their half-shells...Master Splinter!??!

In all seriousness, if we weren't so impressed, we'd probably be disgusted. 

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But we have too many questions: where did he come from? Where is he going? Uptown, downtown, some weird mix between the two? Are you taking this slice to four rambunctious turtles covered in ooze?

We do have the best pizza in America and everything. So can we really blame the little guy for wanting a slice of his own? Check out the video below and decide for yourselves.

Check out How Easy It Is for a NYC Rat to Crawl Up and Out of Your Toilet.

[via YouTube]