Raise your hand if you think Brooklyn's menus have gotten a tad bit ridiculous.

These menus, rampant with farm-to-table, overly organic, gluten free options are perfectly laugh-worthy. Until the bill comes. Then no one's laughing.

Thankfully, Brooklyn Bar Menus has re-infused the hilarity into absurd Brooklyn menus. 

With choices like "frightened plum bombs," "driftless sheep's milk," and "late-summer watermelon," they've taken the preposterous and made it side-splitting.

Reddit user Pbeunttz said, "I threw together this website really quickly after visiting a new bar that had a really infuriating menu."

The best part is that Pbeunttz used actual adjectives from the infuriating menu to make these fake, albeit semi-realistic, Brooklyn menus.

"Lots of variables in this tool ("acorn / shell bean") were pulled directly from that menu," Pbeunttz said.


If you want a laugh about how insane some Brooklyn menus have gotten, check out this menu generator. If you're starting a restaurant in Brooklyn and need a name and menu that fits in, don't worry. 

This menu generator's got you.

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