We've all fallen victim to the uncontrollable rage provoked by the MTA.
Whether it's track work, train delays, fare hikes, rats, unbearably suffocating summer conditions, or any manner of impromptu re-routes, it's all too easy to start raging out over any number of seemingly endless number of excuses they throw our way.
While many of us fall short of appropriate words to articulate our anxieties, it's always good when someone can offer a solid dose of sarcasm to soothe our pain.
Fake MTA is tweeting exactly what we're all secretly (or not so secretly) thinking.
The N train is experiencing delays while it waits to see if the dove it released returns with an olive branch.
— Fake MTA (@FakeMTA) July 15, 2015And let's face it, seeing the truth about frustrating subway service twisted into a funny, ironic joke is deeply satisfying.
They even spoofed the culture of the L train:
The L train is experiencing delays while it learns how to be the best DJ at the bearded hipster gathering.
— Fake MTA (@FakeMTA) July 14, 2015They explained the F train's tardiness in a way we could all understand:
The F train is delayed between 14th St. and West 4th, because IT. CAN'T. EVEN.
— Fake MTA (@FakeMTA) June 30, 2015They likened the R train to other ridiculous contemporary incidents, like perhaps that forgettable recent incident(s) with South Carolina's Confederate Flag.
Southern Brooklyn has refused to take the offensive R train out of service, due to its historical significance.
— Fake MTA (@FakeMTA) June 24, 2015And they made sure to remind all subway perverts the fact that it's Wednesday doesn't make sexual harassment okay.
The MTA would like to remind subway pervs that "hump day" is no excuse for inappropriate contact.
— Fake MTA (@FakeMTA) June 10, 2015Basically, Fake MTA's Twitter is the splash of humor we've all been missing in our lives. Especially when it comes to subway rage.
Follow them now for some ironic laughs regarding all our subway struggles, and to remind you that you're #notalone while your hair slowly turns gray during your wait for the G train.
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