So, summer is winding down and you’re looking to make the best of the last few weeks before Labor Day.
We’re sure you’ve already checked out some of the best NYC beaches this summer. But, you know what makes the beach a million times better? Boozin'.
The biggest issue is those pesky open container laws. Luckily, we have some solid tips to help you get away with drinking on the beach.
It's like when Dennis and Dee teach Charlie about hiding liquor in sunscreen bottles in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The only difference is that our solutions are much more practical and don’t require you to drink vodka mixed with SPF 50.
1. Beer can hidden in a soda can

You can try and turn a soda can into a stealth mode koozie on your own, but it’s pretty tough to pull off without an entire tool shed of equipment.
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Luckily, they sell them on Amazon in sets of fifteen for like twenty bucks, so you can drink sneaky beers on the beach without the use of welding equipment.
2. Boxed wine in a Camelback

Don’t let anyone tell you that this won’t ruin your Camelback. Every drink that you put in there for the foreseeable future will taste like boxed wine.
But, what kind of psychopath uses a Camelback for anything other than boxed wine?
3. Liquor and Snapple
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All the flavors of Snapple are delicious mixers for almost all of the liquors.
The only liquor that doesn’t really work is gin. Gin tastes like Christmas trees and you can try and mix it with Snapple green tea, but if it tastes gross don’t say we didn’t warn you.
4. Vodka in a blue slurpee

In our humble opinion, the red Slurpee is the superior Slurpee flavor. However, the blue Slurpee tastes better with vodka in it.
5. Alcohol in a big gulp

Drinking on the beach has got to be the number one reason that people buy big gulps, right?
We can’t think of a single reason why anyone would need 64 oz. of Coca Cola, but we can think of a million reasons why someone would need 64 oz. of rum and coke.
6. Flip flop flask

This is kind of a preposterous idea. The problem is that there is absolutely no reason you’d ever put your flip flop in your mouth unless you have a flask in it.
Also, putting something that you ingest into your shoe just seems pretty disgusting to us.
But, if you want to buy the Reef’s that have a flask in them and try it out, then go with God.
7. Water bottle shots

The biggest issue with this strategy is that most people don’t pass around a bottle filled with water and take little tiny sips of it unless they are in the desert with limited supplies, trying to get back to civilization.
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But, if you're not super obnoxious about it then you can probably get away with it. Especially if you’re a group of hot girls. There’s nothing the police and lifeguards like more than hot girls.
8. Watermelon soaked in vodka

Word on the street is that soaking fruit in alcohol gets you ten times more wasted. So, you should definitely do this.
You know, because science says so.
Check out 5 Guilt-Free Summertime Cocktails to Keep Your Beach Bod on Point.

