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Union Square will see a battle of epic proportions this weekend.

But it won’t be a fight, or a pillow fight-- it will be a dildo war.

Alex Xander, the millennial party planner whose claim to fame includes a pop-up party on the Manhattan Bridge is putting on the event because he’s “always wanted to have an epic dildo battle in Union Square.”

There are, however, some ground rules for this fight of the ages.  

No “face shots,” nothing “below the belt,” external use only (nothing goes in anyone), and you can’t bring your own dildo.

According to a post from Xander’s Facebook page, over 4,000 people have RSVP'd to join the fun.

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If you'd like to wield a dildo in battle against a horde of strangers also armed with dildos, you can RSVP on the event’s website.

P.S., the event is scheduled for Saturday, August 1 at 3 p.m. 

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