In today's edition of, "What disgusting thing have you lately seen on the New York City subway?" we have this.... horrible. Disgusting. Awkward. Video. 

There's a lot wrong with this video. The bare feet. The scratching of the feet. The bare feet up all up against the subway seat. Then the massaging of the feet. And petting. And then some more petting. 

All of this disgustingness leaves us wondering just how those feet smell. Putrid? Like roses? Somewhere in between? 

Whatever the case, just remember this: try not putting your bare feet all over those subway seats. 

And wait until you get home to pet your bare feet. Or massage. Whatever you want to do. Do it in the privacy of your own home, ya know? 

Now thanks for being so New York, New York City. Really, you never let us down. 

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