Every New Yorker knows the lyrics to Frank Sinatra's 'New York, New York.'
Well, the Internet's most hilarious puppet, Johnny T., has remade this classic with what's really going on in modern day New York City.
What does Johnny sing about, you might be wondering? Well, rather than Sinatra's "I want to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep," he sings about stabbings, the disappearance of Times Square's peep shows, the invasion of hipsters, and overall gentrification.
We mean really, all Johnny wants to do is wake up and not find a homeless man standing in his apartment. Is that too much to ask?
Basically, this hilarious video is the best thing you'll watch today. Check it out below.
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