According to BroBible, Zack Hample has caught 8,000 major league baseballs over his entire lifetime.
One of which was A-Rod's recent 3,000 hit-- which happened to be a home run.
But that's not the reason we think he's killin' it, although he's obviously got some sort of psychotic intelligence programming that has allowed him to catch so many foul balls.
So did all those baseballs help him score a date with Lisa Ann? Probably.
If you think that name sounds sort of familiar but you can't figure out why, it's because she's an adult film star. And she's probably one of the most famous porn stars of all-time.
Zack Hample has also wrote three books: The Baseball, Watching Baseball Smarter, and How to Snag Major League Baseballs.
thereallisaann Then we had a little celebratory brunch & I got to hear about all of the adventures Zack has had since the Mets Game.. ⚾️ and since the big catch! #3000th
We expect the title of his next book to be along the lines of How to Snag Sexy Porn Stars. Or something like that. The point is, this dude is kind of rockin' out. Mad props, Zack.
And we hope your "lunch date" was fun. Because our life is definitely not nearly as good as yours right about now.
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