Hey, to all the dudes who have been jerking off on the New York City subway lately: could you please just wait until you get home? Or is the fact that you’re ruining our commutes part of what gets you off?

Seriously, have you ever thought, “How could my subway ride get worse?” Well, now we know how.

Because watching some perv is perhaps the worst experience ever; even way worse than, let's say, getting spit on by a random homeless person in this city.

According to Gawker, a guy allegedly “masturbated to completion,” on an uptown A train last week. (Which is way more information than we ever wanted.)

He did it under a baseball cap, but that doesn’t really make it any better, does it?

Also, he did a terrible job hiding it, because the woman who reported him said she “distinctly saw his penis,” and sent the below video of the act to Gothamist.

This is an all too common occurrence lately in this city, and we would much prefer if these guys could just wait until they got home.

The woman who reported the guy also told Gothamist, “When I first got on the train and situated myself, I was looking around and was greeted by a stranger’s penis. Not how I wanted to start my morning.”

We don’t want to start our mornings that way either. So could you pervs just quit it? And if you know where this guy in the video is, call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 800-577-TIPS.

Check out 10 Enraging Moments That’ll Make You Regret Living in This City. 

[Feature Image Courtesy & via: Gothamist]