Winter is here...and unfortunately (fortunately?), so is the season finale!
Oh hey fam! If you're anything like me, you're still emotionally shaken from last week's episode and you need this season finale to bring your spirits back to life. Amirite?
This season's finale is not one that should be watched alone ::Sniffle::. And now that we've bent-the-knee, let's get to it!
ProTip: If you're using your friend's mother's HBO GO login, be sure to buy their mother a birthday gift to pay it forward, ya cheapskate! If you don't have access to such luxuries, and are looking for a place to squat and watch the final ep, look no further.
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*THIS ARTICLE IS DARK AND FULL OF SPOILERS*
1. The VNYL (100 3rd Avenue)
Everyone in Westeros is about to die and Bran is over here looking like he just smoked the best weed in the seven kingdoms. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/WB5TAv3n3M
— Austin (@AustinCTweets) August 21, 2017
Have you been to the VYNL yet? Go. There. Now.
Come when you like but showtime is at 9PM. Food specials include Pig Wings of Westerlands and Essos' Oysters. Drink specials include The White Walker, The Shame, and a Dothraki Daiquiri. Treat Yaself!
2. Durden (213 Second Avenue)
Me when I first started watching #GameofThrones vs Me now... pic.twitter.com/8lWEFDyEZu
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) August 21, 2017
Indulge on half-off bottles of Dornish wine, 5-for-$20 buckets of beer, and sweeter-than-Cersei chili chicken wings. They're also serving free popcorn all night long - live your life!
3. White Gold Butchers (375 Amsterdam Avenue)
Leaked image of the raven used to send Dany the SOS #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/krtzsDULaO
— Dana B (@thebee110) August 21, 2017
$55 bucks will get you a ticket over at White Gold Butchers – price includes appetizer, dinner, dessert, + gratuity (drinks are separate). Seating begins at 7 and dinner promptly at 7:15.
4. The Bowery Beer Garden (93 Bowery)
Everyone: Sansa should be the Queen of Winterfell.
— Dante Martinez (@Dante_M) August 21, 2017
Arya: WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?!?!#GameOfThrones
Over 80 widescreen TV's will be featuring the finale and they also have drink specials including the frozen Pomegranate Margarita ($8), the White Walker ($10), and the Targaryen ($10).
Food specials include $14 The King of the North Burger & $12 Crispy Drogon Wings (Okay, but for real, if Drogon dies, WE RIOT!).
5. Professor Thom's (219 Second Avenue)
So you're telling me that Drogon and Rhaegal will face their brother in the final war #gameofthrones #thronesyall pic.twitter.com/IUK6ZTApdX
— follow for follow (@housetargcryen) August 21, 2017
Doors open at 7PM and every time someone dies, the bar hands out free Jell-O shots. Should we prepare ourselves to be Jell-O'ed out with this season finale body count? The special includes $3 beers and if you wear a GoT-Themed costume, you just won yourself a free drink. Don't forget to tip!
6. Junoon (27 West 24th Street)
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by the Night King #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/jHkSdzccuB
— Nick Michelangelo (@NMichelangel) August 21, 2017
This upscale Indian spot has transformed their Patiala Lounge into a themed-GoT backdrop for this ticket screening. Tickets go for $38 (2 cocktails) of $55 (3 cocktails) and both include food.
7. Gallery Bar (1056 Broadway– Brooklyn)
My name is Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, Mother of Dragons. You killed my son. Prepare to die.#GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/RCOfRSsYsY
— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 21, 2017
Gallery Bar will be showcasing their breakfast burger and thai chili wings along with all-night-long beer specials during the finale on their big screen projector.
8. Halyards (406 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn)
When you get happy that Danny is Catching feelings for Jon but then remember that they're related #GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/rzveaTI0VW
— 💢Anthony💢 (@Purely_Ant) August 21, 2017
GoT Trivia is held this Sunday right before the finale. No reservations taken so get there early to prove your skills worthy.
9. Top Secret (???)
How the Night King gon pull up next episode #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ALmeRihuHt
— IBY (@Ibzster) August 21, 2017
Looking for some more like-minded Westerosians? Join this MeetUp group and find out their secret location of the finale screening. They'll be showing last week's episode promptly at 8 followed by the final episode at 9.