So with Valentine's Day fast approaching (at least according to the overzealous department stores that have had red and pink heart decorations out since January 1st), why not make a reservation at your favorite restaurant... say, White Castle?
That's right, White Castle is currently accepting reservations for their 25th annual Valentines Day dinner on Sunday, February 14 from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Because nothing says "I love you" like White Castle.
And don't think it's like your average White Castle experience, because who would do that on a day as important (or not, because, you know, Hallmark) as Valentine's Day?!
Your reservation will ensure you a table complete with hostess seating, table-side service... as in you can order from a menu of sliders, Shrimp Nibblers, Strawberry and Cream Waffles with little heart shaped sprinkles, and more from a server and have it delivered to your table.
Best part? You can get all of this for only $9.95 each. Seriously.
So if you're looking for a cheap white table-clothed dinner for you and your main squeeze, check out White Castle for their 25th anniversary Valentine's Day dinner.
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Reservations are expected to fill up fast, so get on it, New Yorkers. Plus, you can actually get married at a White Castle. Pro tip: tell your future kids you got married in a castle on Valentine's Day. It'll inspire unrealistic romantic ideals that they'll never achieve until they realize you left out the White portion.
Because that's all Valentine's Day is anyway: a day to celebrate unattainable romantic ideals with the notion that people appreciate pink and red heart shaped confections, rose petals, and overpriced, chalky-tasting chocolates.
Needless to say, you'll find us at a White Castle on V-Day. Or not. Who knows?
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