Oreos are objectively f*cking amazing. Like, we totally love Oreos. 

However, we only acknowledge the one true chocolate and cream Oreo as valid. We'll hear arguments for Golden Oreos and Peanut Butter Oreos, but since Nabisco keeps pulling sh*t like Swedish Fish Oreos, we stand by our statement.

GrubStreet, doing God's work, made a video rounding up the 5 most disgusting-sounding Oreo flavors besides the mistake that is Swedish Fish Oreos and we are pretty much in agreement.

They ended their video with an impassioned request for Nabisco to cease attempts to translate beverages (and fruits) into cookie form.

We also have to note that they snubbed Caramel Apple Golden Oreos, which are literal hell, and Key Lime Pie Oreos, which we have to give credit for fulfilling our life long dreams of eating a cookie doused in Febreze.

In order of appearance:


Lime-ade Oreo


They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.

[anad]


Watermelon Oreo


Stop playing god.


Rainbow "Shure-bert!" Oreo

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Yeah, if these tasted amazing, they would still be terrible because of their name.


Candy Corn Oreo

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Because of these, I never want to celebrate Halloween ever again.


Root Beer Float Oreo

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Why would you ruin something so good, Nabisco? Why?

[via GrubStreet] [Feature Image Courtesy Instagram]