As much as you'd like to be the person at dinner who grabs the check and with a wave of their perfectly manicured hand announces to the table, "I've got this!" you're perfectly aware that this will not be in your future anytime soon.
Instead, you and your friends are those people at the restaurant - desperately struggling to figure out how to split a simple bill even though at least three of you went to school for Accounting.
Finally, it all becomes too much, one brave friend offers to put the check on their card, and everyone else agrees to provide them with their share.
Square Cash is the best way to pay (and get paid) in all of those pesky scenarios where the seemingly innocent IOU seems like a viable option.
We call this friend "brave" because we know full well that at least half of the group will forget, leaving their friend in the lurch with no choice but to post passive aggressive Facebook statuses about them.
Well, this frustration can be a thing of the past with the Square Cash app.
Square Cash is the best way to pay (and get paid) in all of those pesky scenarios where the seemingly innocent IOU seems like a viable option. Square Cash is literally money in the bank.
No, seriously. You're not waiting for that bum friend of yours who almost religiously forgets his wallet at home to pay you back "3-5 business days" after they've wired you money. When you pay through the Square Cash app, you get money deposited directly to your bank account in seconds.
"Well, gosh, that sounds a lot like Venmo." Yeah, but that's a lot like saying The Weeknd sounds like Michael Jackson. While you're not completely wrong, you're still incorrect.
We all know Venmo. We've all, regrettably, used Venmo.
But Venmo's like your friend's 17-year-old cousin you were guilt tripped into inviting to a college party. Sure, it was cute the way he couldn't hold his liquor for a second, but then he kept showing up. And kept showing up.
We know the friend, we love the friend, but why do they keep bringing Lil Cuz around when all he does is drop Smirnoff Ices, step on the cat, and then throw up everywhere? Isn't there something inherently wildly inconvenient about them? Isn't there something better?
Square Cash lets you send and receive money to your friends quickly and easily. You can use it with anyone, even if they don't have an account.
Oh, and cash is free. There aren't any bullsh*t processing fees when you transfer money to your freinds and family from your debit card.
But the best part? The best part?! Square Cash has teamed up with Apple, and with the new iOS 10 update, Square Cash users can send payment through iMessage.
Now, there's literally no more excuses. (Except for you, pal. We know you're never going to pay up. You know who you are!)
When gently reminding your friends via iMessage to send you that Venmo payment they owe you, it's easy for your them to reply, "So sorry, will do in a minute!" and then forget forever.
There'll be no need for such blatant and lazy lies if they don't even have to close out of the iMessage window to complete said payment.
So, what are you waiting for? Download Square Cash now and get paid. #b*tchbetterhavemymoney
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