All we can really say is wow. This is pretty much guaranteed to totally make your day, unless you have a traumatic past with raccoons. If that's the case, avert your eyes. This will terrify you. 

From what we can surmise, the raccoons planned a coup of this Chinese restaurant. The rebellion was stifled though, with a broom and forced to vacate the premises.

Would these raccoons have whipped up a tastier General Tso's than the current restaurant's owners? Would they have even shared with us if they did?

These are questions we'll never know the answers to because the raccoons did not succeed in wrestling the ownership of the restaurant from the control of its owners.

For now, it's Chinese restaurant owners: 1, Giant, restaurant-conquering raccoons: 0. Is this the last attempt to desecrate the sanctity of one of New York's cleanest restaurant pillars these raccoons will make? 

Will the nocturnal vermin ever finally attain dominance over eating domains in New York City? Will these rambunctious burglars ever win? What will the future look like? Is it like a New York Ratatouille? Where is Patton Oswalt? So many questions, so few answers. 


Just, do yourself a favor and watch the video below. We promise it will exponentially improve your mood. 


Raccoons in the chinos 󾌴󾌴󾌴󾌴

Posted by Mikaa Dtn on Thursday, January 7, 2016

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