If you are a "calorie counter," you've been warned... 

Who doesn't love a good cooking video? They're right to the point and quick.  They leave out the messy details of dropping eggs, spilling flour and burning bread. Also, who doesn't love a good pizza? YOU'VE HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.

No really. Even after checking out food blogger JP Lambiase's pizza, you haven't seen anything worth eating. 

The monstrosity is comprised of Cheetos, macaroni, and pulled pork! Say THAT 10 times fast! And then go throw up. 

The pizza which is topped with pulled pork, Velveeta, and sprinkled with Cheetos, is a casual 700 calories!!

Wait, what?

As reported by Independent, Lambiase has over 300,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel, and over 11,000 followers on Instagram.  

Are you one of them? If you're not then you're missing out on pictures and videos that are out of this world. 

Lambiase is also that first one to agree with the fact that his recipes aren't the healthiest.  His advice?

"These recipes are here at your disposal, like em, hate em, make em, mock em."

[via Independent ] [Feature Image Courtesy Instagram]