Stoner say wuh?


It's real, everyone. And shockingly legal thanks to a lil' weed chemical called Cannabidiol (CBD for short cuz' we're all about cutesty nicknames) that is totally fine to consume in New York. 

This marijuana byproduct doesn't have the "what are my hands for" psychedelic effects of its buddy THC, but is pretty much just as fun.

Join NSFW, a sex-positive network in NYC for Dankquet on Thursday, September 7 for an evening of mouthwatering marijuana morsels including Country Fried Pheasant (we don't even know what a pheasant looks like but we don't care), Resin-Cured Sockeye Salmon Crudo (again, what the heck is "resin-cured," we don't know), and Pecan Pie with CBD-infused Makers Mark ice cream.

Oh, CBD, you naughty chemical you! 


This stoner munchie paradise will go down at the NSFW clubhouse in Williamsburg starting at 8 p.m. Of course. Those freakin' hipsters. How we love them them so. 

You won't need to watch out for the cops for this event, but you will need to shell out some dough ($150 tickets and NSFW membership status). Like money dough. Not weed cookie dough. Sorry, we need you to focus right now. Follow our finger.

This is a small price to pay for such a swanky party. Plus, with an exclusive NSFW membership you'll get access to awesome upcoming events like sex positive workshops and later in September, a panel titled "How To Be Open: Candid Conversations on Loving Like a Pro." 

What are you waiting for? Get your tickets now and weed and dine the night away.

[via Time Out] [Feature Image Courtesy Time Out]