In the post-apocalyptic world of a Drumpf presidency, it's easy to become disillusioned by everything around you. 

Although that's pretty hard to do when you take a look at this amazing futuristic floating park. Yep, you read that right, and yes, it's real. 

If you're racking your brain trying to visualize such a concept, we'll put it very simply: it's a farm on a boat. This year, it'll be an apple orchard and a perennial garden floating atop an 80-foot barge.

According to TimeOut NY, the structure will begin floating around Manhattan just next month and continue through the fall. 

Oh yeah, and did we forget to mention? Not only is this a free attraction, but you get to take produce home with you.

Before you bug out, your apple isn't going to have been watered with gross Hudson river water. It'll have been watered with filtered gross Hudson river water! 

I think you can agree with us though when we say that filtered Hudson river water is nothing compared to the danger of holding onto a pole on the subway ride home. 


You'll be fine. Really.


We have a feeling a lot of hipster first dates will be happening here. Cute AF.

[Feature Image Courtesy 6sqft] [via Time Out NY]