Okay, does everyone agree with us that safe sex is important? Great. We're glad we got you on board with that.
Let's say you're a guy and you're on your way to a first date, and you're hoping to get lucky.
What would you do to increase your chances of accomplishing said goal, and actually getting lucky?
Well, if it were us, we would think hard about our outfit, spray on some cologne, run some product through our hair, and after all that, we'd probably spend some time thinking about the logistical chances of getting lucky.
Like, we would need to bring a condom, wouldn't we?
The thing is, you probably wouldn't just bring one condom. What if the first condom breaks? Or, what if you decide to get it on in the morning?
Once you're bringing two condoms in case one breaks, and three in the case of possible morning sex, things are already spiraling out of control.
Filmed at the Upper West Side's amazingly delicious Lincoln Square Steak, check out the video below to find out what happens when the sheer possibilities of any New York City evening completely wreck a first date. It happens. You know it does.