We all remember the mini milkshake-pocalypse (we know this isn't a thing; leave us be) Black Tap Burgers & Bar incited.

Well, get ready, Chelsea, because we have a feeling that Buns Bar on West 19th will open another of the seven seals with the launch of their new CinnaBun Milkshake, featured below. 

You can't miss it. Really. 

We're not sure how it happened, but apparently, trying to blend the entire contents of a Dylan's Candy Bar into a singular milkshake is on trend.

Gothamist reports that the shake consists of a cream cheese-frosted glass decorated with mini-marshmallows and French Toast Crunch, which is filled with dulce de leche ice cream, and topped with whipped cream and a full-sized f*cking cinnamon bun covered in sprinkles.

And because society has fallen, it's served in a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Buns Bar's owner, Luke Pascal, was asked how many calories this milkshake might contain and he just laughed and replied "over 1,000." 


Not surprising since this is a 25-ounce mug of sugar in different states of matter but that's still pretty insane to hear.

To retain some semblance of civilization, this $15 questionably worth it instant tooth-ache will only be available during brunch on the weekends.

Over-the-top milkshakes, while we respect their value in Instagram currency might just not be our thing, especially when we know that the best milkshakes get you twisted.

We're not positive we want to find out if or how this is going to be topped next. 

[via Gothamist] [Feature Image Courtesy Instagram]