No, Your Next Couch Did Not Just Get Put Out on the Sidewalk

One of the hardest parts of moving into a new apartment in New York City doesn't settle in until the very end. You've moved everything, you've gotten everything unpacked, and you've even managed to get all of your belongings from Point A to Point B without breaking anything. 

And then you realize that you've only got a 1-year lease. You've got no plans to buy, and sure; this apartment's good, but is it great?  Then it hits you: it's entirely possible that you'll be moving again this time next year. 

Well, say hello to Burrow, the modular couch that you buy online, get shipped to your door—in a few boxes, and neither have to spend hours figuring just how in the hell you're going to put it together nor risk life and limb just to move it with you. 

We're New Yorkers. We're nomads. The things we carry must be as adaptable as we are, but that's rarely the case with anything we own—especially furniture, and especially couches. 

Well, say hello to Burrow, the modular couch that you buy online, get shipped to your door—in a few boxes, and neither have to spend hours figuring just how in the hell you're going to put it together nor risk life and limb just to move it with you. 

Burrow is the first modular couch that saves us time, energy, battery life on all our devices, and our relationships from the sheer terrors of shopping, assembly, and moving day. 

It's spill resistant (no more huge fights about who spilled what wine, how much, and when), pet-friendly (dog people and cat people can finally live in harmony), oh–and thanks to the nifty outlet and USB plugin, binge-worthy (yes, Netflix; I am still watching!).  

Yeah, wrap your friggin' brain grapes around that

You plug your couch into the wall, and you don't have to worry about getting up and moving the couch or sliding it away from the wall just enough so you can actually access the outlet. 

Like all other aspects of its sofa, Burrow took a modern day approach by sourcing fabrics that meet all safety specs without the addition of these chemicals.


Fun fact: Fabrics, because mom and/or mom's mom and dad used to love that whole smoking indoors thing, used to require intensive testing because of people letting lit cigarettes hit the sofa. 

Sofas used to burn pretty well to the extent that one iteration of the smolder test required lighting the couch up with a MF flame thrower. 

Now, can you still test your flamethrower on a Burrow couch? Oh, most definitely. But that's textbook wastefulness. 

Good couches aren't cheap. Great couches are expensive and almost impossible to move into your apartment. 

So what does that make Burrow's couches that aren't wildly expensive and are actually easy AF to assemble? 

Oh, and never having to spend another second planning the move out of your apartment with the intensity and thoroughness of a bank heist? Put those skills to better use! Go on! Plan that bank heist!

Or don't. Don't rob a bank, and don't break it on an expensive or slapdash couch again. 

Shop Burrow. Get it delivered right to your door. And if you don't like it? Welp. You get a 100-day trial. Additional silver lining: you can break it back down in 10 minutes.  

Get Off That Sofa Struggle Bus & Shop Burrow Right Here.

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