Beer is delicious. So is wine. So is a nice cocktail. So are shots, occasionally. And when you go out you enjoy these things and sometimes you enjoy them a little too much and realize that you’re drunk at the bar party with no way to get home safely.

You can’t drive, you think. We’ve all been there. Luckily the BACtrack Vio Smartphone Breathalyzer is here for 20% to make us all safer, and the world a better place. Take it with you to anywhere you might be drinking and know your BAC level any time.

Never, ever, ever drive drunk.

It’s so small, BACtrack can fit right inside your pocket as a keychain. Using easy-to-connect Bluetooth, its syncs with the free app on your phone to display all the information you need.

There’s a small flip-up mouthpiece that you blow into to get your reading. MicroCheck sensors then give you a crystal clear and accurate reading and the ZeroLine technology even gives you an estimate on when you’re BAC will return to zero.

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Not sure? Don’t risk it. There’s a Guess Your BAC feature here to measure your estimation against their ultra-accurate measurement and you’ll be glad you have it.

Getting a DUI or worse, getting killed or killing someone else is hardly worth it, especially when you can nab one of these handy readers for 20% off today.

Take a deep breath-- and exhale into this mouthpiece-- to relax knowing that you’re doing the right thing.

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