Next Wednesday, our torment ends. 

We're all ready for that great sigh of relief after we cast our votes at the polls, followed by the hours of nail-biting, until we've actually resolved this election cycle. 

Lucky for us, the chain of sex toy shops Babeland is providing some fun bipartisan distractions for Americans who are rocking the vote.

On election day (NOVEMBER 8TH), the first 100 customers who show up and mention the word "vote" will receive a choice of either the Babeland Silver Bullet vibrator or Butt Beads.

As reported by Time Out, Babeland concluded from a recent survey of their customers that Democrats are more likely to masturbate with a sex toy, and Republicans are more likely to own a butt toy.

This could definitely use a #factcheck, but still, we've gotta give Babeland the shout out for bravely crossing the party lines. 

So Babeland 2016, anyone? Is it too late? If it's not too late for more Clinton e-mails, we should be fine, right? 

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There are three Babeland locations for you to redeem this offer in NYC– on the Lower East Side, SoHo, and Brooklyn. 

The LES location opens at 12 p.m. and the other two open at 11 a.m. so hopefully you have a chance to stop by after you hit the polls.

[via TimeOut NY] [Feature Image Courtesy Instagram]