Did you catch the first presidential debate last night? Well, here's what you missed

If you did sit through that 90 minute mess, you were probably distracted by our collapsing country to notice these yummy new political ice creams. 

Ample Hills Creamery in Prospect Heights celebrated #DebateNight by releasing two new candidate-inspired flavors.

There are two flavors, one for Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Trump– if this creamery doesn't acknowledge the third party as a viable option, we don't know if anybody should.

In a totally unbiased move, the Hillary Clinton ice cream is dubbed "Madam President." According to the label, it's "Made with sugar and spice and women's rights." 

Women's rights apparently taste like chocolate, chile pepper- flavoring, and chocolate chip cookies. Yum!

The Donald's ice cream flavor, named "Make America Orange Again," for reasons you can figure out for yourself, is marshmallow creamsicle with chocolate brownie bricks, which we can only assume are for building walls. 


A warning label on the carton reads "May contain bluster, hot air and bricks." This one sounds kind of weird, so we don't know if we would give this one a chance. Hm.

As reported by TimeOut, the flavors are available by scoop or pint through election day. Since this is America and we all have the right to presidential ice cream choices, a $40 four pack is being sold for delivery nationwide.

The co-owners of Ample Hills Creamery, husband-and-wife Brian Smith and Jackie Cuscuna, will be donating a portion of the proceeds to Michelle Obama's Let Girls Learn initiative.

Do you need a better reason to gorge yourself on ice cream?

[via TimeOut] [Feature Image Courtesy TimeOut]