It's the bane of every New Yorker's weekday schedule: the subway being consistently late, time and time again. 

But since the MTA just landed $30 billion in funding from the City and State (and to keep a little for themselves, we only presume), they'll soon be spending that cash up to make much-needed improvements to the subway experience. 

All of that being said, the new subway car doors should be the solution to everyone's tardiness to every appointment, ever. So what's the deal? 

Well, the bottom line is, the MTA has come up with a way to make subways in New York faster. No more funny subway moments, because New York's subway will soon be too fast... and bloody.

Watch the hilarious video below from Pretty Good Videos, and then go have yourselves a Happy Halloween in and around NYC, will ya? 

Just be sure to stand clear of those bloody closing doors. (No, seriously, we mean it...) 

Check out the NYC Subway Will No Longer Apologize for Anything. Ever Again.