Labor Day is practically here, and generally that means it's time to get back to the real world for good. 

Which means it's also time for you to throw down one last time.

Oh, you’re gearing up for your end of the summer house party, but you’re tired of the same old summer themes? 

What? Christmas in July didn't get your jollies off? Flag day wasn't as rousing as you'd hoped the name might, in some weird interpretation, suggest?

Well, no worries. 

We’re coming in hot with the best summertime house party themes to salute the end of the season to. Party on!  

1. Catalina Wine Mixer

It’s the goddamn Catalina Wine Mixer. Seer sucker suits and Franzia are all you need to throw what will be long remembered as the wildest bash from the summer of 2015.

If you don’t put "Boats and Ho’s" on your party playlist, then your summertime bash will probably be a bust.

2. Golf shirts and tennis skirts

You’re going to get a couple of dudes dressing like Andre Agassi and some girls dressing like Paula Creamer. Who cares? It’s all the same genre of clothing.

The real concern is do you have the ingredients to make Old Fashioned's and Arnold Palmers?

3. Welcome to the jungle

The hardest part is figuring out how to make green streamers look like vines.

The part where you mix jungle juice in a Gatorade jug with a big stick that you found in Central Park while dressed like Tarzan is easy.

4. Frat bros and sorority girls

We’re sorry that this one doesn’t rhyme. Sorry, we’re not Eminem and can’t come up with a dope rhyme for ‘bros’ on the spot.

But, rhyme scheme aside, everybody loves rocking lax pinnies or sundresses accordingly in the summertime. 

Plus, gin buckets are cheap and easy to make.

5. Vamos a la playa

We know it’s a big clean up after filling your apartment with sand, inflatable pools, and enough margarita mix and tequila to kill an elephant. 

But, if you don’t want to clean up, then don’t try and throw the best rager of the summer.

(P.S. Vamos a La Playa has also been a hot summer jam since 1996.)

6. Mack truckers and yoga instructors

It’s pretty funny when one or two dudes dress up like Richard Simmons. It’s not funny if every dude dresses up like Richard Simmons.

Check out 9 Telltale Signs You Need to GTFO of NYC for the Weekend. 

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