NYC Subway System Will No Longer Apologize for Anything. Ever Again.

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In this hilarious video from a comedy network called Above Average, a fictitious MTA subway conductor goes on a laugh-out-loud tirade over the train’s intercom system.

The bottom line is, it looks and sounds like your subway conductor will no longer apologize when they have nothing to be sorry for.

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