Cowabunga!
Didn't you always envy the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? All day long they just ate pizza, fought crime, and lived in the coolest sewer system in New York City.
The lair had it all: video games, punching bags, and mountains and mountains of pizza boxes. Everything a teenager needed.
Who wouldn't want to live there? Well, now you can.
For ten bucks a night you can rent out the famed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle lair that is surprisingly above ground and in Tribeca on Airbnb.
Now you can shoot hoops and practice kung-fu with five of your friends. Forget about arguing about beds, you're gonna be arguing about who gets to be Michelangelo.
In true TMNT style, the lair comes with a free pizza so you can fuel yourself for a night of fighting the dreaded Foot Clan.
No drugs or alcohol is permitted in the lair because, after all, you're training to be one with the shadows of New York City. Gotta be sharper than Shredder out there.
With a price tag of $10 a night, free pizza and an insane television wall, you can bet that this lair is already booked through the nose.
Maybe you won't be able to stay in the turtles lair, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to be one of NYC's most iconic heroes in a half shell.
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